Kelis x Pharrell conspiracy thread


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    I feel like there's new Kelis and Neptunes on the way. This is based on pretty much zero evidence but here goes...

    So it was the Despicable Me premiere last week. The day after the premiere Mikey randomly posts this...

    https://twitter.com/treetown/status/878809729299918849

    And also randomly tweets amy this nearly an hour later

    https://twitter.com/treetown/status/878824155445055488

    So to me it looks like Mikey's catching up on his vintage Kelis songs. He's so young he wasn't their engineer during that era.

    Then the next day I see Kelis post this (and another photo) on insta.

    https://instagram.com/p/BVxJv-bFJSa/

    So it turns out Kelis was at the DM3 premiere too.

    So I'm thinking "oh that's why mikey randomly started talking about Kelis". They must've bumped into each other... but why would an engineer need to listen to someone he just met? And then make a point of hinting at it? Hmm... 👀

    Then today Kelis posted this vintage Kaledioscope thing too.

    https://instagram.com/p/BV7bHeslBXE/

    So - now my conspiracy is complete.

    P and Kelis bumped into each other at DM 3 and secretly decided to work together. Mikey had to listen to her old songs to get a feel for what he was about to be recording. But he was excited so he had to tweet about it. Kelis is reminiscing on old times while she gets ready to record this new shit with P (or maybe it's already done). And soon the world will be perfect again.

    Sooooo that's my conspiracy theory. Please be true.



  • I noticed those two Instagram posts too. You may be on to something. Time to start paying attention.



  • Waiiiit is that Mike Larson?



  • I hope your spidey senses are right on this one... 🤞



  • PLEASE BE TRUE!



  • Lets not do this.

    In an interview from what I believe was last year (could be earlier) she said she was in the early early stages of her album.



  • That moment when Mavs knows there's a Kelis x Neptune's project on the way, and is excited, but needs to hide the info and paint a picture for us so we all don't lose our shit 😛

    Lol, but seriously, that is great detective work. If we get a new Kelis + Justified 2.0 & new N.E.R.D?? This is like a dream.


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    @Neonep said in Kelis x Pharrell conspiracy thread:

    Lets not do this.

    In an interview from what I believe was last year (could be earlier) she said she was in the early early stages of her album.

    Oh really? Interesting. Also she did another interview on BBC Radio last year where she said she misses The Neptunes and that she hasn't found any producers she has the same chemistry with, except Dave Sitek. And the album with dave was trash so I hope she's going back to 'tunes.



  • @Mavis I actually like that album.


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    @Neonep said in Kelis x Pharrell conspiracy thread:

    @Mavis I actually like that album.

    I really like "Bless The Telephone". I think it's one of her all time best songs. But the rest of the album didn't move me. I think it's the titles - it made it hard for me to remember which songs I liked.


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    She can work with Saadiq and Mouse if she wants to. I wouldn't mind.



  • idkidkidkidkidkidk.


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